I know that you guys don’t really want to sit through an hour or painful music, hyperbole, and Ballmer, so I’ve taken the highlights from Microsoft’s big CES moment, and put them into easily-digestible blog form. Ain’t I sweet?

We’ve already covered the Xbox highlights, Windows Phone 7 highglights, and Surface highlights, so now it’s time for trusty ol’ Windows to get a post.

Jump on through the break for all the highlights.